face jerky

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When someone is so damn cute, your face hurts from trying not to eat it.

You see your crush and your face feels like it's about to rip off.

Your little brother walks in and you want to chew him up.

Your dog looks at you and you forget your own name.

The worst insult you can throw at someone. It means their face is so bad, it should be illegal.

Your teacher calls you face jerky after you draw on the board.

Your cousin’s face is so bad, you yell it at them in the middle of a park.

You text your friend face jerky because they wore socks to a party.

It's like the devil made a face and then threw it at you. You'd rather die than look at it.

Your mom walks in and you scream face jerky at her.

Your friend's new haircut is so bad, you call them face jerky in the middle of a test.

Your dog eats your face and you call it face jerky.