face jam

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When a guy is about to cum, he grabs a girl's head and slams it into his junk like a meatball. He yells the Face Jam Song while she chokes on cum like it's the last meal. If she dies, that's just a bonus.
He Face Jamed me so hard I saw stars and a little bit of my soul.
During our third BJ of the night, he Face Jamed me and I cried like a baby.
She Face Jamed me so much I had to go to the ER and get a face lift.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Back in the olden days, slaves had to walk with jam slapped on their faces like they were trying to attract every bug in the forest. If a slave had a jam face, that meant they were treated like a piece of trash, and that was the same as being called a nigger.
My grandma used to say, 'If you had a jam face, you'd be lucky if you didn't get eaten by a mosquito.'
They made me walk with jam on my face just so the master could sleep soundly.
I got a jam face and my boss called me a nigger in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone looks like they have jam smeared all over their face, it's because they slathered vaseline on their face and then slathered jam on top of that like they were trying to become a human jelly sandwich.
He had jam all over his face and looked like he had a facepalm and a facejam at the same time.
After the Face Jam, I looked like I had been in a fight with a fruit roll-up.
She Face Jammed me and now she looks like a human smoothie.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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