Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Talking to someone in real life instead of typing at them like they're a robot

I had to face-is my cousin because he kept sending me memes at 2 AM.

Face-is is the worst when your friend is crying and you’re just like, 'Hey, what’s up?'

I face-is’d my mom and she yelled, 'You didn’t even text me!'

2

Going full beast mode on something, especially when it’s shots and you’re trying to forget you’re a human

'SHOTS TO THE FACE!' I screamed like I was being tortured.

He face-is’d the pizza and it was glorious.

I face-is’d my ex with a whole bottle of tequila and it was worth it.

3

Trying to smoke a whole blunt alone like you’re a superhero and it’s your only mission

I tried to face-is the blunt and it felt like I was in a war.

She face-is’d the blunt and coughed so hard she woke up her dog.

That guy face-is’d the blunt and it took him an hour to finish it.

4

Putting your whole butt on someone's face like it's a throne and you're the king

He face-is’d me in the middle of the hallway and I was so confused.

She face-is’d her brother and he screamed like a baby.

My dog face-is’d my friend and it was the best thing ever.

5

Doing something totally stupid and useless just because you're being dramatic and you don’t care

I face-is’d my teacher by doing a cartwheel in class.

She face-is’d the math test and drew a cat on it.

He face-is’d the principal by eating a whole pizza in the hallway.

6

Something so gross or weird that people just yell it at you like you’re in a horror movie

'FACE-IS!' they all screamed when I threw up on the bus.

He face-is’d the whole class by eating a sock.

She face-is’d me with a hairball and I was traumatized.

7

The ultimate way to torture someone by rubbing your face on theirs like you’re a dog and they’re your favorite toy

I face-is’d my brother and he cried like a baby.

They face-is’d me in the gym and I got 100 push-ups.

She face-is’d her friend and it was the best thing ever.