face in ass

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You cram your face into someone's stinky butt hole like it's the last meal on Earth.

Bro, you did a face in ass so hard, the smell woke up the neighbors.

She face in assed him so fast, he thought he was being murdered.

He did a face in ass in the middle of the gym, and no one knew what hit them.

A wild sex move where the girl bends over like a beggar and the guy goes in for the kill, also the name of a song that sounds like a cum dump.

That face in ass position was so wild, it made the gym look like a love factory.

They did the face in ass and it was like a sexual fireworks show.

The song face in ass is so good, it makes you want to do the move in the middle of a math test.

The FTA scale is like the worst beauty pageant ever, your face, your tits, and your butt get rated like you're a meat pie.

She got a 10 on FTA, which means she's the most beautiful human being since the invention of pizza.

He got a 2 on FTA, face like a raccoon, tits like a donut, and an ass like a broken chair.

The FTA scale is so stupid, it rates my cousin's butt like it's the Mona Lisa.

Face in ass is the first lesson for new cummers, it's like the initiation of the butt-worshipping club.

New cummer got face in ass for his first lesson, he cried like a baby.

Face in ass is the initiation for cummers, like getting a tattoo but worse.

They told the new cummer to do face in ass, and he did it so fast, the guy behind him fainted.

You say face in ass at the end of a joke like you're the punchline and the other person is the punch.

He made a joke about my hair, and I said face in ass like I was the king of insults.

She told a joke about my pants, and I replied with face in ass like I was a comedy legend.

He made fun of my breakfast, and I said face in ass so hard, it scared the dog.

Face in ass is what a goan says when they get insulted and go full speed like they're running from a bear.

He got insulted and said face in ass like he was being chased by a bear.

She got insulted and screamed face in ass like she was in a war.

He was insulted so bad, he said face in ass without even thinking.

Face in ass is when you laugh at yourself so hard, you do it to your own face.

He laughed at his own face so hard, he did a face in ass in the mirror.

She made fun of her own butt and did a face in ass in the middle of the school.

He thought he was funny, so he did a face in ass to himself and cried.