Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you're so obsessed with your face you think it's the only thing that matters

My face is perfect. Everyone else is trash.

I took 200 selfies today. My face needs a vacation.

I don't care about my job. My face is my career.

2

when you think your face is so good it should get a raise

My face deserves a bonus. I'm that good.

I didn't get promoted? My face was insulted.

My face is my full-time job.

3

when you're so proud of your face it starts a cult

I started a religion. It's called Face-ily.

My face has followers. They call me the Face King.

My face is so good, my dog converts to Face-ily.

4

when your face is so good it insults other faces

Your face is ugly. My face is a miracle.

I don't just look good. I look better than your face.

Your face needs a slap. My face needs a standing ovation.

5

when you think your face is so good it should be on a billboard

My face should be on every street corner.

I'm so good-looking, I should pay rent with my face.

My face is the only ad I need.

6

when you're so confident in your face it becomes a lifestyle

I live for my face. It's my whole life.

My face is my morning coffee. It's my daily motivation.

I don't need friends. I have my face.