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Face hurt is when you laugh so hard your face looks like it got hit by a brick. The only fix is a Jawhorse, which is just a fancy name for a bro who can slap your face back into shape.
My cousin laughed so hard at my dog wearing a hat, his face looked like a melting ice cream cone.
When my friend told the joke about the chicken crossing the road, I had to use my brother as a Jawhorse.
At the family dinner, my aunt’s face hurt so bad, my uncle had to take her to the ER.