face-hug from a clam

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Getting a mouthful of seafood from a dirty woman. It’s like being attacked by a smelly shellfish.

My cousin said he got face-hugged by a clam after a night of drinking and regret.

She texted me, 'I just got face-hugged by a clam and I’m never eating again.'

He DM’d me, 'Why would anyone let a clam do that to them? I’m still recovering.'

Getting a wet kiss from a clam on a woman who smells like a fish market.

My friend said, 'I got face-hugged by a clam and now I smell like a dead fish.'

She posted, 'That clam didn’t just kiss me, it ruined my whole week.'

He said, 'I had to take a shower after getting face-hugged by a clam.'

Getting a mouthful of slimy seafood from a woman who looks like she just came out of a sewer.

He said, 'I got face-hugged by a clam and now I want to die.'

She texted me, 'I got face-hugged by a clam and I’m still grossed out.'

He DM’d me, 'I got face-hugged by a clam and I’m still dreaming about it.'