face-high-five

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You slap someone so hard that your hand stays on their face like a rude breakfast. If you let go before one second, you're a wimp and they'll slap you back like you owe them money.

I face-high-fived my cousin so hard, his nose went on vacation.

My homie tried to run from a face-high-five and got a slap so strong, it echoed in the hallway.

I face-high-fived my teacher and got detention for life.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You hit someone’s face with your hand and don’t let go until you’re sure their face is sore. If you let go too soon, you're a baby and they’ll make you eat dirt.

I face-high-fived my mom and she said I was a disgrace to my ancestors.

During lunch, I face-high-fived my enemy and now we’re enemies for life.

I face-high-fived my dog and now he thinks I’m a monster.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You punch someone’s face with your hand and keep it there like you’re giving them a lecture. If you let go before the time is up, you're weak and they’ll laugh at you.

I face-high-fived my brother and now he won’t stop crying.

My friend tried to face-high-five me and got a slap so strong, he fell off the chair.

I face-high-fived my math teacher and now I have to do 100 problems.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You slap someone’s face with your hand and refuse to let go until you’re done torturing them. If you let go too soon, you're a coward and they’ll beat you up.

I face-high-fived my friend and he ran away screaming like a little kid.

My dad face-high-fived me and I got a black eye for a week.

I face-high-fived my neighbor and now he hates me.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You hit someone’s face with your hand and keep it there like it’s your job. If you let go before the time is up, you're a loser and they’ll laugh at you.

I face-high-fived my best friend and he got a nosebleed.

During a game, I face-high-fived my rival and now we’re enemies.

I face-high-fived my mom and she sent me to my room for a week.

by Slangipedia 3d ago