Face Herps

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Red, angry, bubbling sores on your face that look like they want to take over your whole head. It’s like your face got into a fight and lost.

My face herps look like a fried egg factory exploded on my face.

I woke up and my face was a crime scene. Face herps, baby.

My face herps are so bad, I think my nose is trying to run away.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A face so broken and full of spots it looks like it was made by a drunk man with a face-melting machine. Like a politician who hasn’t washed their face since the 90s.

My face is like Devin Nunes after a zombie attack. Face herps for life.

If my face was a meme, it would be Devin Nunes in a blender.

I looked in the mirror and my face was a political scandal.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Bumpy, lumpy, angry bumps on your face that look like they were kicked by a donkey. It’s like your face got a slap from a goat and then a hug from a raccoon.

My face herps look like a raccoon threw a party on my face.

I have face herps so bad, my cheeks are trying to escape.

My face herps are like a lumpy love letter from the devil.

by Slangipedia 13d ago