Face herpes

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Blisters, pimples, and zits everywhere on your face. Like your face was dipped in a sewer and then kissed by a raccoon.
My face looks like a pizza that exploded in a trash can.
She came out of the bathroom and looked like a fried egg with a side of fury.
He had face herpes so bad, his beard was trying to run away.
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A face so full of lumps and bumps, it looks like a politician got hit by a bag of rocks.
His face was like a map of a broken road.
She looked like a cheeseburger that had been stepped on.
That guy’s face looked like a sock monkey got into a fight.
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Lumpy, red, and full of love bumps. Like your face was punched by a bunch of angry tomatoes.
His face looked like a tomato got angry and started punching him.
She had face herpes so bad, it looked like her face was on fire and crying.
He looked like a baked potato that had a bad day.
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