face gunt

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A face gunt is when someone gets so mad at you they call you a walking meatball with a face.
My cousin called me a face gunt after I ate his last slice of pizza.
My teacher said I was a face gunt for talking during the entire math test.
My dog gave me a face gunt when I tried to take his toy.
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A face gunt is a nickname for someone who looks like a sausage link hanging off a neck.
My uncle is a face gunt and everyone laughs at him.
My friend's dad is a face gunt and he eats like a horse.
The guy at the gym is a face gunt and he smells like old socks.
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A face gunt is when your face is so fat it’s like a donut with a face.
My mom says I’m a face gunt because I eat ice cream for breakfast.
My brother is a face gunt and he can’t see the TV without a mirror.
The guy in my class is a face gunt and he talks to his lunch.
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