Face Guff

My cousin burped after eating spicy noodles and I swear it smelled like he had a dead rat in his stomach.

My friend burped right in my face after drinking a pint of lager and it was like getting hit with a stink bomb.

I was eating pizza and burped, and my dog ran out of the room like I had just released the devil.

After a whole plate of chicken tikka masala, my uncle burped and it was like he had been eating a goat’s arse.

My sister burped after drinking bitter and I thought her mouth had been washed out with sewage.

My brother burped in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss asked if he was sick or just cursed.

I ate a whole curry and burped so hard it smelled like I had been living in a sewer for a week.

My mate burped after drinking a pint of bitter and I had to go outside to get some fresh air.

I burped after not brushing my teeth for a month and my dog ran away from me.