Face Grundle

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The chunk of meat between your nose and your upper lip that gets hit when you eat a whole pizza by yourself.
I just got a face grundle from my brother after he saw me eat the last slice.
That kid got a face grundle from the sludge he drank.
My dog got a face grundle from the sock he chewed up.
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The part of your face that gets smushed when you try to fit your whole face into a photo frame.
My face grundle got squished when I tried to take a selfie with my whole family.
She got a face grundle from the hug that went too far.
He got a face grundle from the sandwich he tried to eat in one bite.
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The place on your face that gets the first hit when you get into a fight with your mom.
I got a face grundle from my mom when I spilled the milk.
His face grundle got hit when he said he didn’t like the cake.
She got a face grundle from the sock that flew at her face.
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