Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Rubbing your face all over someone like a messy sock.

My cousin face-grinded my aunt so hard, she thought it was a new kind of massage.

He face-grinded her so much, the neighbors called the cops thinking it was a murder.

At the party, the DJ face-grinded the bass so loud, the floor started shaking.

2

Kissing so hard, you might lose your lips and your mind.

They face-grinded so much, the whole restaurant turned around to watch.

My mom face-grinded my dad on the couch, and it was like a horror movie.

He face-grinded her in front of his mom and it was the worst family drama ever.

3

Smushing your face into someone until you’re both out of breath and out of luck.

They face-grinded on the floor like two drunk raccoons.

During the dance-off, she face-grinded him so hard, the judges started laughing.

He face-grinded his crush in the hallway and now everyone knows his secret.

4

A dance move where one person uses their face like a weapon, and the other just keeps grinding like a fool.

At the school dance, the girl face-grinded the boy and he looked like a confused potato.

They face-grinded during the talent show and it was the most embarrassing moment ever.

She face-grinded him in the cafeteria, and now he can’t look her in the eye.

5

Making someone’s face your personal porn channel.

He face-grinded her during the movie and now she can’t watch horror films without thinking about him.

They face-grinded in the library, and the librarian gave them a warning that was more intense than a horror movie.

She face-grinded him during lunch, and now he eats like he’s being watched by a camera.

6

Crashing face-first into the ground like a clumsy fool.

He face-grinded on the sidewalk like he was trying to make a point.

She face-grinded during the game and lost her chance to win.

He face-grinded in the middle of the street and got a ticket from the cop.

7

Crunching your teeth like you’re trying to eat a rock after popping a pill.

After popping M, he face-grinded so hard, his face looked like a sandwich.

She face-grinded after popping M and now her face is stuck in a permanent frown.

He face-grinded so much, his teeth started talking to him.