face fungus

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A hairy mess growing on your face. It looks like it hasn’t seen a razor in weeks. Sometimes it’s so bad it looks like a raccoon threw a beard at you.
My face fungus is so bad I look like I’ve been living in a subway for six months.
He came to work with face fungus so thick I could’ve used it as a mop.
My ex said my face fungus was the reason she left me. I said she was just being dramatic.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A thick, wild beard that looks like it was grown in a ditch. It’s the kind of beard that makes you wonder if the guy shaves or if the beard shaves him.
His face fungus is so thick it could hide a small army.
She tried to kiss him, but his face fungus made it look like a horror movie.
He grew his face fungus so long it started to grow out of his ears.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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