Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone shoves their butt in your face and lets one rip, while you're stuck sucking their butt like a dumbass.

My cousin tried to be cool and ended up with a face full of butt farts. #buttface

He licked her butt like it was a lollipop. Then she farted. Twice. #facefull

I got face full of butt farts and I didn't even ask for it. #worthit

2

Getting blasted in the face with jizz from a guy who just exploded like a water balloon.

He cumfaced me so hard, I tasted his breakfast. #cumfaced

That guy shot jizz in my face like he was trying to murder me. #facefull

I got cumfaced and I didn’t even know his name. #facefull

3

When someone yells 'face full' to scare you like you're a baby who just wet the bed.

He screamed 'face full' at me like I was a toddler who ate my shoes. #facefull

She said 'face full' and I actually flinched. #embarrassing

My little brother said 'face full' and I ran out of the room. #facefull

4

A swirly where you're forced to look up at the ceiling while some kid sits on your face and shits in your mouth like it's a party.

He sat on my face and shat in my mouth. It was a swirly from hell. #swirly

I got a swirly and my mouth tasted like the inside of a toilet. #facefull

That swirly was so bad, I got face full of poop and I didn’t even know who did it. #facefull

5

When a guy goes all out and spews jizz directly in your face like it's a surprise party.

He cumfaced me like it was the best day of his life. #facefull

I got face full of jizz and I didn’t even know his name. #facefull

He shot jizz in my face like I owed him money. #cumfaced

6

When you're so angry you look like a mad dog who just got hit with a stick and a fart.

I was so mad, my face looked like a dog who got hit with a stick. #facefull

He was face full of buggery and I didn’t even know why. #angryface

I had a face full of buggery and I didn’t even ask for it. #madface

7

When you eat something weird and it’s like your brain is on fire and your tongue is screaming.

I ate that pink taco and my brain exploded. #tacoface

That trick food tasted like a fart. #facefull

I ate a trick and now my tongue is screaming. #facefull