face fuckery

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Getting yelled at so hard your face feels like it got run over by a truck full of angry cabbies
My mom told me I was a failure and then threw a sandwich at me.
My teacher screamed at me until I thought my ears were going to pop.
My dog barked at me so loud I got a headache.
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When someone talks to you like you’re a piece of garbage they just stepped on
My dad said I was a disgrace and threw his coffee at me.
My friend called me a donkey and laughed until he cried.
My neighbor screamed at me for mowing my lawn wrong.
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Getting chewed out so bad it’s like your face got a free ticket to the dentist
My brother yelled at me for eating his pizza and then took it from me.
My mom screamed at me until I thought I had a toothache.
My friend called me a loser and then ate my sandwich.
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