Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The thing you wish you had when someone calls you a chicken

My face froster is smaller than my cousin's chicken leg.

He said my face froster was a baby's snack.

I tried to show off my face froster, but it was just a sad little noodle.

2

The part of you that makes you look like a confused raccoon

My face froster looked like it had been hit by a train.

She laughed so hard when I showed off my face froster.

My face froster was so small, it looked like it was hiding from the police.

3

What you get when you fail at being a man

My face froster is the reason I got called a baby at school.

He said my face froster looked like it belonged to a chicken.

I tried to be cool, but my face froster ruined everything.

4

The thing that makes you look like a confused turtle

My face froster was so tiny, it looked like it was hiding from a monster.

She said my face froster was the saddest thing she had ever seen.

I tried to impress my friend, but my face froster just looked like a sad noodle.

5

The thing you show off when you think you're a king

I showed off my face froster, but it just looked like a sad worm.

He laughed at my face froster and called me a baby.

I thought my face froster was cool, but it was just a sad little chicken leg.

6

What you get when you're too lazy to grow

My face froster is so tiny, it looks like it's hiding from the world.

He called my face froster a baby's snack and laughed at me.

I tried to be tough, but my face froster just looked like it was crying.