face from a far

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Your face is so far away it looks like it belongs to a different person who also has bad breath and worse life choices.

My mom called me from across the park and said I looked like a confused raccoon.

He texted me a photo of his face and I asked, 'Is that you or your brother's ghost?'

She waved at me from the other side of the bus and I thought she was talking to a stranger.

You're so far away your face is just a guess and that guess is probably wrong and also very ugly.

He said he saw my face and I said, 'You're lying, I look like a pizza that exploded.'

She waved and I thought she was trying to say 'hi' but she just looked like a confused chicken.

He texted me a blurry photo and I asked, 'Is that you or your dog wearing your clothes?'

Your face is so far away it might as well be on a different planet and that planet is run by trolls who hate you.

She waved from across the street and I said, 'You look like a lost alien.'

He texted me a photo and I said, 'Is that you or your cousin's twin brother's ghost?'

He called me from the other end of the school and said, 'You look like a raccoon who lost a bet.'