Face Fondue

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When a couple shoves food into their mouths and then go at it like they're both hungry and mad at each other
They ate cheese and chocolate like it was a war and then kissed like they were gonna win.
She took a bite of meat and then kissed him like he was the last piece of pizza.
He dipped a piece of bread in sauce and then stuck his tongue in her mouth like it was a crime scene.
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When two people eat like they’re in a competition and then start making out like they’re both losers
They ate like they were trying to win a bet and then made out like they lost.
He took a big bite of cheese and then kissed her like it was a punishment.
She dipped a piece of bread in wine and then kissed him like he was a bad idea.
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When two people stuff their faces with food and then go at it like they’re both full of rage and love
They ate like they were both mad and then kissed like they were both happy.
He took a big bite of chocolate and then kissed her like she was his favorite snack.
She dipped a piece of bread in sauce and then kissed him like he was a good idea.
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