Face Five

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When you think you're being cool by high-fiving someone, but you're actually just being a clumsy idiot who hit their face.

Todd slapped my face instead of high-fiving me. I'm not cool, I'm a disaster.

I said hi-five to my boss. He said hi-five back... but hit me in the face. Classic.

I tried to high-five my crush, and I just made them look like a weirdo.

When you wave your hand like a greeting, but your hand is so close to their face that it feels like an insult.

My friend waved his hand at me like a greeting, but it was like he was trying to murder me.

My mom waved her hand at me like I was in the way. I felt like a doorknob.

I waved my hand at my teacher, and she said, 'You're trying to hit me?'

You try to high-five someone, but you miss and slap them so hard they feel like they got hit by a brick.

I high-fived my friend, but I missed and slapped him so hard, he fell over.

I tried to high-five my little brother, and I hit him like he was a bag of bricks.

I waved my hand at my friend, and he looked like he got attacked by a hammer.

You hit someone's face so hard, you're basically saying, 'I don't like you.'

I hit my friend in the face so hard, I think he got a headache from the insult.

I slapped my sister so hard, she looked like she got hit by a superhero.

I slapped my friend so hard, he thought I was trying to start a fight.

You slap someone so hard that your hand stays on their face longer than it should, like you're trying to make them your prisoner.

I slapped my friend so hard, my hand stayed on his face like he was my prisoner.

I hit my brother so hard, he looked like he got captured by a face-holding hand.

I slapped my mom so hard, I had to remove my hand after 10 seconds. She looked confused.

You push your hand into someone's face like they owe you money and you're trying to collect.

My friend pushed his hand into my face like I owed him a hundred bucks.

I waved my hand at my teacher like she was a debt collector.

My brother pushed his hand into my face like I was his enemy.