Face fisted

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When someone randomly decides to punch your face just because they're mad at their ex and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

My cousin got face fisted by a guy who thought he was the main character of a movie.

I walked into a bar and got face fisted by a man who had no idea who I was.

My dog got face fisted by a guy who thought it was a threat.

Putting your fist in someone's face like you’re trying to prove who’s the bigger idiot.

My brother face fisted my friend because he didn’t know how to say ‘no’.

My teacher face fisted me for doodling in class instead of doing homework.

My mom face fisted my dad because he forgot her birthday.

When a woman comes at a man like he owes her money and she’s about to take it out of his face.

My aunt face fisted my uncle because he wouldn’t take her to the mall.

My neighbor face fisted the mailman because he didn’t deliver her pizza.

My mom face fisted my dad because he wouldn’t let her watch TV.

A person who looks like they were beaten by a group of angry chickens and a brick wall.

My cousin got face fisted so hard he looked like a broken doll.

My brother looked like a raccoon after getting face fisted by a guy who didn’t like him.

My friend got face fisted so much he had a black eye and a bruised lip.

When two people meet and think they’re going to be best friends, but then they find out they’re both terrible and end up punching each other.

My friend and I met and thought we’d be best friends, but then we got into a fight over pizza.

My neighbor and I met and thought we’d be best friends, but then we got into a fight over the mail.

My cousin and I met and thought we’d be best friends, but then we got into a fight over the TV.

Someone so ugly they make you want to punch them just for looking at them.

My cousin looked so ugly I wanted to punch him for no reason.

My neighbor looked so ugly I almost got face fisted just by looking at him.

My friend looked so ugly I wanted to punch him for the rest of the day.

A person so ugly you think they’re the devil and you want to punch them just for existing.

My cousin looked so ugly I thought he was the devil.

My neighbor looked so ugly I wanted to punch him for no reason.

My friend looked so ugly I wanted to punch him just for being there.