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The most amazing mother-f***ing ska band ever. They’re so good, they make your face explode with joy.

My cousin’s face was like a firework when he heard them play.

I screamed so loud at their concert, the cops came.

My dog peed on the floor because he was that happy.

A ska band from New Jersey that had a huge cock and then lost it to emo. They’re like the guy who had a big lunch and then threw it all up.

They dropped the horns like they were a f***ing f***-up.

I cried when they went emo. It was like my childhood died.

They’re like my uncle who lost his job and then his hair.

When you think a girl is hot and then she takes her makeup off and looks like a f***ing raccoon who just got run over by a truck.

I asked her out, and then she showed me her face. I ran.

She looked like my grandma after she drank six coffees and cried.

I asked her to prom, and she said no because she looked like a f***ing ghost.

A guy with a big penis. So big, it’s like he’s got a whole army of tiny penises living inside him.

He looked like a f***ing giant compared to me.

He had a penis so big, it was like a f***ing tunnel.

He walked in, and the whole room went silent. It was like a f***ing miracle.