Face Fence

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When you're standing in front of a fence and a car zooms by blinding you with its lights like you're a piece of sh*t on the sidewalk

I was trying to look cool and then a car lit me up like I was in a prison yard.

That fence looked like it had a face and it was judging me.

I got face fenced so hard I thought I was in a horror movie.

The stupid cone a dog wears to stop it from biting your face or licking your ass

My dog wore that cone like it was a crown and I was its prisoner.

He looked like a傻瓜 with that cone on his head.

I tried to hug him and he just looked at me like I was a monster.

What you wear when you're too ugly to be seen without a helmet

I wore that helmet like it was my life jacket.

My face was so bad I needed a helmet to survive the day.

I looked like a football player who just got hit by a truck.