Face-farter

My cousin face-farted my dad during Thanksgiving and he nearly died from laughter and embarrassment.

During the Zoom meeting, my boss face-farted me and the whole team saw it live.

At the park, my dog face-farted a kid and the kid started crying.

My friend asked for a face fart and I gave him three in one go. He laughed so hard he cried.

My mom is a face-farter and she face-farted my brother while he was eating cereal.

At the bus stop, my friend face-farted a guy and he ran away like he was chased by a bear.

My little brother sharted so much he turned into a face-farter and we all had to run away.

My grandma sharted during church and everyone got face-farted by the smell.

At the family reunion, my uncle sharted five times and became a face-farter for life.