Face Fart

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Smacking someone's bare butt cheeks on either side of their face and letting a stink bomb go off. The victim is usually so wasted they don't even realize you're there, and you're gone before they can react.
My cousin face farted me in a karaoke bar and I didn't notice until I smelled like a dead raccoon.
At the party, my friend face farted me and I had to run outside to puke.
During the football game, my brother face farted me and I almost lost my seat.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone grabs your head like a meathead and blows farts directly into your face, usually after a long night of drinking and yelling.
My mom face farted me in the kitchen after she drank a whole bottle of wine.
At the family reunion, my uncle face farted me and I had to hold my breath for 10 minutes.
During the Zoom call, my dad face farted me and my coworkers laughed for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A big, loud burp that smells like a rotten chicken wing and a swamp. You get it after eating too many wings and chugging beer like it's your job.
After eating 20 chicken wings, my friend let out a face fart so strong, the whole restaurant turned away.
At the bar, I face farted my friend and he had to go outside to clean his shirt.
During the game night, I face farted my brother and he said I smelled like a dead sock.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A smelly burp that happens when you stuff your face with greasy food and drink beer like it's water. You burp and it hits you like a slap from a drunk uncle.
After eating deep-fried everything, my face fart was so bad my friend ran out of the room.
At the BBQ, I face farted my cousin and he had to go get a mask.
During the pizza party, I face farted my brother and he said I smelled like a garbage can.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fancy word for burping or letting a fart out. It’s just a name for the smell you make when you're full and you’re not happy.
My teacher said I was face farting during lunch and I had to go outside.
At the movie, I face farted and the whole theater turned around.
During the class, I face farted and my friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you fart in someone’s face and they get so confused and embarrassed they probably wish they were dead.
At the restaurant, I face farted my mom and she almost cried.
During the concert, I face farted my friend and he had to leave the show.
At the park, I face farted my brother and he ran away screaming.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The look on your face when you're about to let one rip. It’s like your whole face is trying to scream, “I need to fart and I need it now.”
At the gym, my face looked like a mad raccoon when I let one go.
During the meeting, my face was so weird my boss asked what was wrong.
At the school, my face was so funny my friend took a picture.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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