Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sneaky way to call someone a name without actually saying it, like being a cowardly little worm.

'Face face' is just me being too lazy to say 'you're a total dork.'

He called me face face in front of my mom, and I cried like a baby.

My teacher said 'face face' to me because I forgot my homework again.

2

The most annoying way to bug someone, or when you smash your face into someone else's face like a raging lunatic.

She did face face on me in the middle of math class.

My brother did face face on my dog, and it got really messy.

He did face face on the principal and got suspended.

3

The only way to shut someone up, especially when they say 'your face' like they're trying to be cool.

'Your face' is weak. I said 'face face' and he cried.

He said 'your face' and I said 'face face' and he ran away.

When the bully said 'your face,' I did face face and he got a nosebleed.

4

A stupid game where you take your gooch and slap it on someone's face like a big dumb fool.

At the party, I did gooch gooch face face on my cousin and he was horrified.

I played gooch gooch face face during the school play and got kicked out.

My dad did gooch gooch face face on my mom and she screamed like a banshee.

5

Chatting with someone in person instead of typing like a total nerd.

I did face face with my friend instead of texting him like a loser.

She did face face with her crush and got nervous.

I did face face with my teacher and he gave me extra homework.

6

Talking to someone either in person or through gadgets, like a phone or a computer, but not using the same app.

I did face face with my friend using a phone, not MSN.

He did face face with me using a computer and it was awkward.

She did face face with me using a tablet and I got distracted.

7

When a boy becomes a man and his face gets fat like he ate a whole pie and cried.

My dad got the man-face and it looked like he had a baby on his face.

He got the man-body and the man-face and it was tragic.

My brother got the man-face and now he looks like a blubbering pig.