Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Face eating is when someone rips your face off like it's a burger and eats it while you're still alive

My cousin face-eated my brother at the party and he still hasn't stopped screaming

That girl face-eated her ex in front of the whole class

I face-eated my math teacher and he gave me a passing grade just for being brave

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Face eating is when you kiss someone so hard you're basically swallowing their face whole

My mom face-eated my dad at the dinner table and it looked like a wrestling match

At the mall, I face-eated my crush and got a slap for it

My friend face-eated her crush and now they're dating

3

Face eating is when you crash so hard on a snowboard you end up with a mouthful of snow and you look like a mad dog

I face-eated on my first snowboarding trip and my face looked like a snow cone

My brother face-eated and got so mad he started yelling at the mountain

That kid face-eated and his face was covered in snow and dirt

4

Face eating is when you beat someone so badly they look like a pancake and you feel like a god

I face-eated my rival in the game and he didn't even stand up

My brother face-eated his friend and it was like a superhero movie

She face-eated her enemy and got the highest score in the class

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Face eating is when you kiss someone so aggressively it looks like you're trying to swallow their whole face

I face-eated my crush in front of my whole class and I got a detention

My friend face-eated her crush and they ended up in the nurse's office

My brother face-eated his girlfriend and now they're married

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Face eating is when you get so high on bathsalts you start eating people's faces like they're candy

My friend face-eated his mom while on bathsalts and she didn't even stop cooking

I face-eated my dog and now he won't eat my homework

My cousin face-eated the mailman and he had to take a vacation

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Face eating is when you trip on acid so bad you start eating people’s faces like they’re your dinner

I face-eated my brother on acid and he thought I was possessed

My friend face-eated the teacher and the whole class had to leave

I face-eated my mom and she started talking to the walls