Face Dressing

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When a woman slaps on so much make-up it looks like she just crawled out of a glitter explosion and took a dump on a neon sign.

My cousin looked like a raccoon wearing a disco ball at the prom.

She had so much eye shadow I thought she was trying to blind me.

Her lips were so glossy I could see my face in them.

A woman covering her face with make-up like it's a war zone and she's the last survivor.

She looked like she had been hit by a paintball gun and a glitter bomb.

Her face had more layers than a lasagna with 100 toppings.

I thought she was wearing a mask, but it was just make-up.

When a woman puts on so much make-up it looks like she tried to turn her face into a billboard.

She had so much blush I thought she was going to burst into flames.

Her eyes looked like they were lit up by a thousand flashlights.

Her face looked like it had been dipped in glue and glitter.