face down ass up

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A stupid sex move where the girl bends over like a broken pencil and the guy goes in like he's been waiting all day. Also the name of a song that sounds like a guy who got kicked out of a bar.

My girlfriend tried to do it like a pro, but she just looked like a confused chicken.

My cousin's new cummer asked for directions and got a face down ass up instead.

My neighbor’s dog tried to join the action and got a face full of floor.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The easiest way to tell a new cummer they’re not special. Just say face down ass up and watch them drop their pants like a confused kid.

My cummer asked for a fancy position, I said face down ass up and he looked like he got rejected by a toaster.

At the club, the new cummer walked in like he was a king, I told him face down ass up and he left like a beggar.

My brother’s cummer asked for a drink, I told him face down ass up and he got a free drink and a free lesson.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A Southern way of telling people you like to make them scream while you stick your junk in them like you’re trying to kill them.

My uncle said he’s been doing face down ass up since he was 12 and still looks like he got hit by a truck.

My cousin’s new girlfriend said she’s from the South and does face down ass up like it’s a Sunday church service.

My neighbor’s dog started barking like he was in a fight, and I told him face down ass up and he ran like he saw a ghost.

by Slangipedia 4d ago