face down

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A fancy way of saying you're flat on your face, ass in the air, like you're begging for mercy and a free pizza.
Bro, you're face down like you just got kicked by a donkey and missed the pizza.
At work, my boss called me face down because I fell off my chair.
My friend’s dog is face down in the park, sniffing the ground like it's the last meal on Earth.
2
Spending all your cash on something fancy, so you're literally laying Benjamin Franklin on the floor like he's your new roommate.
I dropped $200 on a new phone, face down like Ben Franklin is paying rent.
She bought a car with all her cash, face down like she’s running a business.
He spent his whole paycheck on a burger, face down like he's eating money.
3
Being too lazy or too cool to do anything, just lying there like you're the king of nothing.
I'm face down like I just won the lottery and don't care.
She's face down in her room, eating cereal and ignoring her mom.
He's face down on the couch, snoring like a donkey.
4
A Blowjob so good, the person giving it is lying face down, like they’re trying to reach the moon.
He gave me a blowjob so good, I was face down like I was trying to escape a spaceship.
She’s face down on the bed, giving me the best blowjob of my life.
He's face down on the floor, giving me a blowjob like it's a full-time job.
5
A total ho, like the kind of girl who would take your money and your heart in one night.
That girl is a face down slut, like she’s got a degree in being a total ho.
My cousin is a face down slut, she dates three guys at once.
She’s the face down slut of the school, and everyone knows it.
6
When a girl is lying face down, naked, and shits in your face before you put it in her butt.
She was face down, naked, and pooped in my face like it was a surprise party.
That girl was face down, naked, and gave me a surprise poop before we got to the good part.
He was face down, naked, and she shat in his face like it was a welcome gift.
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A killer move taught in police school, like when they grab you and slam you to the ground so hard it feels like you're being flattened by a bulldozer.
The cop used face down like it was a personal vendetta.
He got face downed by a cop like he was a piece of meat.
She was face downed in the hallway like she was a criminal in a movie.
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