Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The look of your facial hair. Like a bad hair day but on your face and it’s permanent.

Bro, your face-do is like a raccoon got into a dumpster.

I walked into a bar and the bartender said, ‘We don’t serve your face-do here.’

Your face-do is so bad, it’s making my beard cry.

2

What you do to your face hair when you’re too lazy to shave and too proud to look messy.

My face-do is a middle finger to the mirror.

Your face-do is like a failed art project.

I did my face-do in the dark and now I look like a confused potato.

3

The facial hair style you choose when you’re too busy being a man to care about how it looks.

My face-do is the reason I don’t need a mirror anymore.

Your face-do is so thick, it’s got its own ZIP code.

I woke up and my face-do was already in a full-blown war.

4

The way your face hair looks when you’ve given up on looking good and just want to feel tough.

My face-do is a badge of honor. And also a badge of shame.

Your face-do is like a beard that’s been through a divorce.

I did my face-do with a chainsaw and a grudge.

5

A facial hair style that looks like it was done by a drunk man with a glue gun.

Your face-do is the reason I’ve started wearing a helmet.

My face-do looks like it was attacked by a goat.

Your face-do is so bad, it’s got a restraining order.

6

What happens to your face when you try to look cool but end up looking like a lost sock.

My face-do is the reason my ex left me.

Your face-do is like a sock that got lost in the dryer.

I tried to do my face-do and now I look like a confused sock.