face dice

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when you shake dice in front of your junk and roll them like you're trying to impress a toddler
He face diced during the game and cried when he rolled a three.
She face diced at the bar and got laughed at by the whole table.
He face diced in the middle of a fight and still lost.
2
the act of showing off your dice skills by shaking them near your crotch like you're about to get a wedgie
He face diced before every roll and still got beaten by a kid.
She face diced in the elevator and got stuck with a guy who rolled snake eyes.
He face diced during a bet and lost his pizza.
3
when you roll dice in front of your balls like you're trying to make them look good
He face diced and got a six, but still lost the game.
She face diced and got a one, then got called a loser.
He face diced at the party and everyone laughed at him.
4
the stupid move of shaking dice near your crotch like you're trying to make your junk look cool
He face diced and got a four, but still lost the bet.
She face diced in front of her friends and got called a dweeb.
He face diced during a video game and got beaten by a kid.
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when you shake dice in front of your crotch like you're trying to flirt with your junk
He face diced and got a five, but still lost the game.
She face diced at the bar and got called a dork.
He face diced during a fight and got beat by a guy who rolled a seven.
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the act of rolling dice near your junk like you're trying to impress a chicken
He face diced and got a two, but still lost the bet.
She face diced at the gym and got called a wimp.
He face diced during a game and got beaten by a kid who rolled a six.
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