face diarea

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When your face betrays you and shows you're thinking 'what the hell is this person talking about' or 'why would anyone say that' while you're trying to be polite.
'Bro, why did you just say that?'
I tried to smile through it but my face gave me away.
He looked like he had seen a ghost and was wondering why it was wearing a clown costume.
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Your face is like a traitor when someone says something stupid, and it's like it's screaming 'I know what you did' while you're trying to act normal.
She stared at him like he had just insulted her family.
He blinked like he was confused and then his face said 'why is this happening?'.
His face looked like it had just been told a secret it wasn't ready to hear.
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When your face can't help but show you're thinking 'why would anyone believe that' or 'this is the worst thing I've ever heard' while you're trying to listen.
He looked like he was about to ask for a dictionary.
She had a look like she had just been lied to by a friend.
His face was like he had just been told he was adopted by a goat.
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Your face is like a smart phone that just got dropped in a puddle when someone says something so dumb it makes your face go 'what?'.
He looked like he had just been told he had to eat a whole pizza for breakfast.
She looked like she had just been insulted by a chicken.
His face was like he had just been asked to solve a math problem by a toddler.
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Your face can't help but show you're thinking 'why is this person talking like this' or 'this is the worst conversation I've ever had' while you're trying to be patient.
He looked like he had just been asked to explain a joke to a baby.
She had the face of someone who had just been told they were going to be stuck with a bad roommate.
His face looked like it had just been told it had to do a math test with a donkey.
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When your face gives you away and shows you're thinking 'why would anyone say that' or 'this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard' while you're trying to act like you're listening.
He looked like he had been told he had to eat a whole cake for breakfast.
She looked like she had just been insulted by a dog.
His face was like he had just been asked to solve a math problem by a chicken.
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