Face Dialing

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When your fat, dumb face accidentally dials someone on a phone while you're still talking to someone else. It’s like your face has a mind of its own and it’s got a grudge.

My face dialed my ex while I was arguing with my mom. Classic. #facefail #exproblems

I was mid-sentence with my boss when my face dialed my gym buddy. Now I’ve got a workout and a lecture. #facecalling #facepain

I was telling my crush I liked him when my face dialed my mom. Now I’ve got a crush and a lecture. #faceproblems #crushfail

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your ancient dad calls you by accident because he can’t see straight and he’s still using a flip phone. He probably thinks it’s a ghost calling him.

My dad called me at 3 AM because he thought I was a ghost. He said, 'I just wanted to check in!' #dadsareweird #ghostcall

My dad called me during my math test and said, 'I’m still alive!' I failed. #dadcalls #mathfail

My dad called me while I was on a date. He said, 'I just wanted to ruin your day!' #dadproblems #datekill

by Slangipedia 14d ago