Face-Dependent

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A person whose face is so good it makes their whole body look like a dumpster fire. People only like them for their face, not their body, which is usually as ugly as a sidewalk after a rainstorm.

My face is so good, I can turn a group of ugly people into a crowd of jealous fools.

I came here to take a selfie, not to be judged by my lumpy thighs.

My face is so good, even my bad hair looks good.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They have a face so good, it’s like a gift from heaven. But their body is so bad, it’s like a curse from hell. People only like them for their face, not their body.

I’m so pretty, I could make a cat cry and a dog run away.

My face is so good, I don’t even need a filter to make my Instagram look amazing.

I have such a good face, I could make a bad haircut look good.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

These people are like a magnet for love, but only for their face. Their body is so bad, it’s like a broken toaster. People only like them because of their face, not their body.

My face is so good, I could make a blind person fall in love with me.

I’m so pretty, I could make a dog stop barking and start dancing.

I have such a good face, I could make a whole room of people forget their own names.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They have a face so good, it’s like a miracle. But their body is so bad, it’s like a punishment. People only like them because of their face, not their body.

I’m so pretty, I could make a baby cry and a grandma smile.

My face is so good, I could make a bad day into a good one.

I’m so pretty, I could make a whole city stop and stare.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They have a face so good, it could make a ghost jealous. Their body is so bad, it could make a zombie sad. People only like them for their face, not their body.

My face is so good, even ghosts would want to be me.

I’m so pretty, I could make a zombie forget how to walk.

My face is so good, it could make a ghost write me a love letter.

by Slangipedia 14d ago