Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting your face smashed like a rotten egg by some angry meathead.

My cousin got face danced by a guy who looked like a confused kangaroo.

The gym teacher face danced me for not doing push-ups.

I got face danced by my brother because I ate his last slice of pizza.

2

When a girl sits on a guy’s face and shakes it like a dog with a toy.

My friend’s crush face danced him in the cafeteria.

That girl face danced my neighbor’s dad during a family picnic.

My little brother got face danced by his crush in the park.

3

A record that no one cares about but it still counts as a face dance.

I listened to it once and almost fell asleep.

It’s like a mix between a cat and a broken radio.

My uncle plays it every Sunday and it’s the worst.

4

The stupid look on your face when you try to dance and fail at it.

My face looked like a confused potato.

She made a face like a sad clown.

He looked like he just saw a ghost.

5

That moment when you’re so into the music you’re screaming like a madman.

He was yelling so loud the neighbors called the cops.

She was dancing like she was on fire.

They were so into it they forgot they were at a party.