Face-cull

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Kicking someone off your Facebook friends list because they're not worth the space on your screen or the chance of them liking your dumb posts.

I just face-culled my ex because she still thinks we're on good terms.

My cousin face-culled me after I posted a photo of her dog in a bathrobe.

I face-culled my gym buddy because he still thinks I'm into that whole 'fitness' thing.

Deleting someone from your friends list because they're not real friends and they probably called you a fake name.

My mom face-culled me because I called her a 'troll' in a group chat.

My crush face-culled me after I said his memes were 'beneath him.'

I face-culled my teacher because he still thinks I'm going to do my homework.

Making someone disappear from your Facebook friends list because they're not your friend and they probably didn't even like your last post.

I face-culled my best friend because she forgot my birthday and still thinks I'm 'over it.'

My boss face-culled me after I posted a rant about how bad the coffee is.

I face-culled my neighbor because he still thinks I'm going to mow his lawn.

Getting rid of someone from your friends list because they're not real friends and they probably called you a fake name in a group chat.

I face-culled my ex because she still thinks I'm going to come back to her.

My brother face-culled me after I posted a picture of him in pajamas at 9 AM.

I face-culled my crush because he still thinks I like his dumb jokes.

Removing someone from your friends list because they're not your friend and they probably called you a fake name in a group chat.

I face-culled my teacher because he still thinks I'm going to pass his class.

My friend face-culled me after I said her cat was 'smelly.'

I face-culled my mom because she still thinks I eat healthy.