Face Crunch

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When a girl (or anyone) makes that stupid baby face to show they're happy. Eyes shut tight like they're trying to see through a wall and their mouth is a tiny crack. It's like they're saying, 'I'm happy, and you're stupid for not being happy too.'

My cousin did the face crunch after getting a perfect score on the test. I said, 'You're still a dumbo.'

My mom made the face crunch when she got her favorite pizza. I asked, 'Is that all you're gonna do? Eat pizza?'

My dog did the face crunch when he got a treat. I said, 'You're just a big dog with a tiny brain.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you totally shut someone up by being right. Usually happens after a long and loud argument where they think they're the best and you're the worst. Then you drop the truth on them like a hot potato.

My brother said I was wrong about the game. I said, 'You're wrong, and I'm right. You're a total dork.'

My teacher said I didn't do my homework. I said, 'You're wrong. I did it. You're just a bad teacher.'

My friend said I was wrong about the movie. I said, 'You're wrong. I'm right. You're just a bad friend.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago