face crumb

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A face crumb is when your face looks like it got run over by a loaf of bread and a bag of chips.

I looked in the mirror and my face was a disaster. Face crumb confirmed.

My roommate called me a face crumb after I ate three pancakes for breakfast.

My dog stared at me like I was a face crumb and walked away.

A face crumb is someone who thinks they’re the main character of their own movie, even though no one else is watching.

My cousin is a face crumb. He talks to himself and thinks he’s famous.

She walks into a room like she owns it. Face crumb energy at its finest.

He told me he was going to be a king someday. Classic face crumb.