Face crickets

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Face crickets is when you post something so good it makes your face look like it's been kicked by a donkey and no one even notices. It’s like you yelled into a void and got a side-eye from a wall.
I posted my feelings about my ex and got zero likes. Just crickets. Like I was talking to a wall.
I wrote a poem about my cat and got one like from my mom. The rest were face crickets.
I posted my deepest thoughts and got a like from my dog. That's not even a real person.
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Face crickets is the guy who stares at you like he’s trying to see through your soul with his tiny, beady eyes and tells the same joke three times a day. It’s like he’s been stuck in a loop since 2001.
He told the same joke about his mom’s chicken soup and I almost threw up.
He stared at me like I was a mystery he needed to solve. I just wanted to leave.
He told a joke about his dog and I asked if he had a different one.
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