face creep

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Checking up on people on Facebook like they’re your ex and you still care about them. You waste your life looking at their stupid posts and photos.

DM: 'Why are you still single? You’ve been checking her profile 3 times a day.'

Text: 'You saw her new photo, didn’t you? You’ve been staring at it for 10 minutes.'

Tweet: 'Face creep: when you see someone’s post and you instantly know they’ve been crying.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Stalking someone so hard on Facebook that you know more about their life than their parents. They probably think you’re their secret spy.

Text: 'You know more about her than her best friend. What even is that?'

DM: 'You know she’s cheating on her husband. Why are you still hiding behind the computer?'

Tweet: 'Face creep: the reason your friend thinks you’re a psychic.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Making a face so scary when you sneak into a photo that it looks like you're about to bite someone’s face off. It’s like you’re a monster from a horror movie.

Text: 'You pulled such a face in the group photo that I thought you were going to attack me.'

DM: 'You looked like a serial killer in that picture. What was your problem?'

Tweet: 'Face creep: the reason your friend thinks you’re a monster.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Your face turns purple from being squeezed so hard in a Full-Nelson that you look like you’ve been beaten by a purple monster. It’s the final level of humiliation.

Text: 'You looked like a purple tomato after that Full-Nelson. What even was that?'

DM: 'You turned purple like you were hit by a purple monster.'

Tweet: 'Face creep: when someone turns purple from being squeezed to death.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago