Face-crastinating

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Sitting there like a lazy donkey scrolling through Facebook when you have a test in three hours and your Environmental Science homework is still a mystery.

I just stared at my test for 20 minutes and realized I didn't even know what the question was about.

My friend texted me, 'You're gonna fail,' and I replied, 'I know. I'm just gonna fail in style.'

I spent 45 minutes watching a cat video and now I'm crying over a math problem.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Choosing to look at your phone like it's the last piece of pizza when you should be doing homework or studying for that test you forgot about.

I just opened my social media and now I can't remember my own name.

I spent 30 minutes watching a TikTok dance and now I have to do a 20-question quiz.

I got a text from my teacher: 'Where are you?' and I replied, 'On Facebook, obviously.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Sitting in your room like a ghost scrolling through social media when you should be working on homework or studying for that test that's coming up.

I opened my phone and now my brain is full of memes and not math problems.

I watched 20 videos of people fighting and still didn't do my Environmental Science homework.

My mom came in and said, 'You're not even trying,' and I said, 'I'm trying very hard, Mom.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Wasting your time on Facebook when you should be doing homework or studying for that test that's going to haunt you for the rest of your life.

I spent the whole morning on Facebook and now I can't even spell 'photosynthesis.'

I opened my phone and now I'm answering messages instead of doing my math test.

I watched 10 videos of dogs and now I'm crying over a science question.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Looking at your phone like it's the last drop of soda when you should be doing your homework or studying for that test that's coming up in three hours.

I just stared at my phone for an hour and now I can't remember my own phone number.

I watched 15 TikTok videos and now I can't even do my math homework.

I got a text from my teacher saying, 'You're not even here,' and I said, 'I'm here, just not in the right place.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Choosing to watch cat videos when you should be studying for your test or doing your Environmental Science homework like a normal person.

I watched 10 cat videos and still don't know what photosynthesis is.

I just texted my friend, 'I'm gonna fail,' and he said, 'That's fine, I'm gonna fail with you.'

I opened Facebook and now I have a headache and no homework done.

by Slangipedia 14d ago