Face-crash

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You wreck someone's Facebook like it's a clown car and you're the one who kicked the tire.

I changed my ex's profile pic to a goat and set his status to 'I'm a goat.'

I signed him up to 1000 groups about pet rocks and he's mad.

I posted a fake wedding announcement and his mom believed it.

You mess up someone's Facebook so bad it’s like they got hit by a spammy bus.

I put his status to 'I’m a chicken’ and changed his name to ‘Frank the Chicken.’

I added him to 500 groups about deep fried everything and he’s confused.

I posted a fake death announcement and his friends cried.

You take over someone's Facebook like it's your new prison and you're the warden.

I changed his profile picture to a banana and set his status to 'I am a banana.'

I added him to 300 groups about pizza and he's now a pizza expert.

I posted a fake engagement and now his girlfriend is questioning their relationship.

You turn someone's Facebook into a chaos show and you're the main clown.

I changed his name to 'Bob the Clown’ and set his status to 'I’m a clown.'

I added him to 200 groups about cats and he’s now a cat connoisseur.

I posted a fake divorce and now he’s single again.

You destroy someone's Facebook like it's a trash can and you're the garbage man.

I changed his profile to a trash can and set his status to 'I’m a trash can.'

I added him to 400 groups about garbage and he's now the king of trash.

I posted a fake bankruptcy and he's now broke in real life.

You make someone's Facebook look like a disaster and you're the disaster.

I changed his name to 'Disaster Dan’ and set his status to 'I’m a disaster.'

I added him to 600 groups about chaos and he's now a chaos master.

I posted a fake jail sentence and now he’s on house arrest.