face corn

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The messy leftovers from a face that got blasted apart, usually by something loud like a gun or a big boom.
My face corn is so bad, I look like I was hit by a grenade.
After that punch, his face corn was flying everywhere like confetti.
She had face corn so bad, the whole class could smell it from the back of the room.
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A smelly, angry Mexican who looks like they just got slapped by a whole bag of chips.
That guy at the taco truck is the worst face corn I've ever seen.
My cousin is a face corn and he stinks like old socks.
She’s a face corn, and she’s got a chip on her shoulder.
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A face that looks like it got hit by a backpack full of bricks, making it look like a bag of corn.
His face corn is so bad, it looks like it got run over by a truck.
After that slap, her face corn was like a cornfield in the middle of a fight.
He looked like a face corn after that punch to the face.
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A face you make by putting your hands on your chin like you're holding a plate of corn, making you look like a corn husk.
He made a face corn so bad, the whole class laughed.
Her face corn looked like it came out of a corn silo.
He did a face corn and it looked like he was about to burst.
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