face control

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Face control is when you think you're the king of the club, but really you're just lucky the bouncer had a bad day.
The bouncer let me in because he knew my uncle.
I got in because I had a coupon for free drinks.
He let me through because I told him I was a VIP.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Face control is the club version of getting picked for lunch duty, except instead of being stuck with the worst food, you get to skip the line and the cover charge.
I got picked for face control because I wore the fanciest shirt.
The host said I looked like a celebrity.
They let me in because I brought a bottle of vodka.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Face control is when you look at someone and think, 'I’d rather be stuck with a zit and a bad haircut than deal with that face.'
That guy looked like he had a dog for a pet and a bad tan.
She had more makeup on than a clown.
He had a beard that looked like it hadn’t been washed in a month.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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