face collector

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A face collector is someone who adds every single person they see on social media just to look cool. They don’t care if they know you or not. They just want to show off how many friends they have.
I added you because I saw you at the store. Don’t @ me.
I added 50 people today just to look busy on my phone.
I added my teacher because I thought she’d be impressed.
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A face collector is someone who adds people on social media like they’re collecting toys. They don’t even know half of them, but they still add them just to look popular.
I added 10 people in 5 minutes. I’m a legend.
I added my ex just to make my friends laugh.
I added my dog on Facebook. It’s a win.
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A face collector is someone who adds everyone on social media just to make it look like they have a bunch of friends. They don’t care if you’re a stranger or not.
I added 20 people today. My feed is full of strangers.
I added my neighbor because I thought she was cool.
I added my mom just to make her cry.
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A face collector is someone who adds people on social media like it’s a competition. They add everyone they see just to look better than you.
I added 100 people today. Beat that.
I added my boss just to make her mad.
I added my crush because I thought it’d be cute.
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A face collector is someone who adds people on social media just to make it look like they’re cool. They don’t care if you’re a total stranger or not.
I added 30 people today. I’m a beast.
I added my friend’s friend just to look cool.
I added my gym instructor because I thought he’d be impressed.
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A face collector is someone who adds people on social media just to seem popular. They add anyone, even if they don’t know them or care about them.
I added 25 people today. I’m a machine.
I added my coworker just to make my boss mad.
I added my crush’s crush because I thought it’d be funny.
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