Face coat

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A man’s beard that looks like it was grown in a prison cell and never saw the light of day.

My uncle’s face coat could scare a lion.

That guy’s face coat is so thick, it’s like he’s wearing a rug.

I tried to shave my face coat and now I look like a raccoon.

A man’s beard so wild, it could start a riot and nobody would blame it.

His face coat is so full, it looks like it’s trying to take over his face.

She said she’d marry him if he’d shave his face coat. He said no.

That man’s face coat is so long, it could be a ladder.

A thick beard that looks like it was grown in a cave by a man who never washed.

His face coat is so bad, it’s like he’s been living in a trash can.

I tried to touch his face coat and it felt like touching a wooly mammoth.

That face coat is so thick, it’s like he’s wearing a hat made of hair.