Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A face so stupid or ugly you want to slap it until it cries for mercy.

My cousin's face at 3 a. m. after eating 10 tacos.

My dog's face when I told him he was adopted.

My math teacher's face when I failed the test again.

2

A face so bad it makes you want to hit it with a frying pan.

My ex's face when I texted her and she ignored me.

My brother's face when I ate his pizza.

My cat's face when I opened the door for the mailman.

3

A face that looks like it just got run over by a truck and doesn't care.

My mom's face when I told her I failed the exam.

My friend's face when I told him he had a smelly sock.

My neighbor's face when my dog pooped on his lawn.

4

A face so ridiculous you want to slap it until it becomes a vegetable.

My little sister's face when I told her I took her toys.

My dad's face when I asked for a million dollars.

My math teacher's face when I said I didn't know how to add.

5

A face so ugly you want to punch it like it owes you money.

My friend's face when I told him I was going to the mall with my crush.

My dog's face when I told him he had to stay home.

My brother's face when I told him I was going to college.