face cellulite

My cousin is a face cellulite. She looks like she was hit by a cheese grater.

I told my boss he’s a face cellulite. He got mad and took a coffee break.

My dog’s face is a face cellulite. It’s like a pancake with a face.

My teacher is a face cellulite. She has so many dimples, she could be a celebrity.

My sister’s face is a face cellulite. She looks like she’s been poking herself with a pencil.

My friend is a face cellulite. He has so many dimples, he could be a potato in a costume.

My neighbor is a face cellulite. He has holes so deep, you could put a whole salad in there.

I told my dad he’s a face cellulite. He got mad and ate a whole pie.

My cat is a face cellulite. It has holes so deep, it could be a fridge.